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LOL. BFF. ZUP. n00b. RT. OMG. ROFL ... ad nauseam

Bemoaning English's demise in today's instant-messaging world?

There's an app for that. Just kidding. JK.

But, if you search amid the language shortcuts and the Interweb, I promise you will find people who take short attention spans and 140-character limits as a positive challenge.

Sure, Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber have far more followers that the owners of the Twitter bios below, but wouldn't you rather read these instantly identifiable, witty and snappy entries?


 








As Shakespeare wrote in Hamlet, "...brevity is the soul of wit." 

True, clever bits are

     AWESOME!!!

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